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gelandangan
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 Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 4:20 pm Post subject: A helping hand. |
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Saw this on the other forum.. too good not to share 
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As I was walking home this week worrying about all the crap going on in Washington, Ottawa, London, Moscow, Ukraine etc. and at how my life was falling apart, I saw a yard sign that said:
NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-005-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I did.
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
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Tremblay
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| Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 6:02 pm Post subject: Re: A helping hand. |
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Hee Haw
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Vince
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| Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2016 8:43 pm Post subject: Re: A helping hand. |
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Cheers, Vince 
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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Suzanne
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| Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:20 am Post subject: Re: A helping hand. |
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That's pronounced 'Hey-Suz' ya know....
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Bushmaster
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| Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2016 7:40 am Post subject: Re: A helping hand. |
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Hey-Suz'??
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tikkat3
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| Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2016 7:07 pm Post subject: Re: A helping hand. |
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"Jesus"
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Suzanne
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| Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 6:40 am Post subject: Re: A helping hand. |
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What?
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lesterg3
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| Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:54 am Post subject: Re: A helping hand. |
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Elvis
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| Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 12:10 am Post subject: Re: A helping hand. |
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gelandangan
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| Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 3:17 am Post subject: Re: A helping hand. |
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