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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 8:44 pm    Post subject: Running late Reply with quote

he he

OH MY GOODNESS!!! I spit coffee everywhere reading this!!!::::

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Running late Reply with quote

Oh you're bad

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Running late Reply with quote

classic.......pretty mental picture went with that one ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:36 am    Post subject: Re: Running late Reply with quote

pete4d wrote:
Oh you're bad

Yes I think that's why some people like me ( I think )

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 3:56 am    Post subject: Re: Running late Reply with quote

What a great mental pic with that one Trembles. Reminds me of...ummm, nah, let's not go there. Embarassed Embarassed Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 4:19 am    Post subject: Re: Running late Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:41 am    Post subject: Re: Running late Reply with quote

Must have.....

Sparkles

Oh yeah.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2016 10:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Running late Reply with quote

I can't imagine what was going through that doctors mind...

Wouldn't that be like sand at the beach? except shiny?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:09 am    Post subject: Re: Running late Reply with quote

PaulS wrote:
I can't imagine what was going through that doctors mind...

Wouldn't that be like sand at the beach? except shiny?

Smile Laughing ROFL ROFL Haha Haha Laughing Laughing

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