The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an
electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of
course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it
would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms
buddies received the following note:

"Dear Friends,

We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed.
The electric shock was only a minor setback.
But I swear, I'm going to kill the bastard who put local anesthetic in the condom !!!"

Oh that's mean. Just plain mean.