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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 6:21 pm    Post subject: Re: cats Reply with quote

I used to know a Lilac Frost Siamese cat that when he escaped the first place he went was to the neighbor's to corner their "cougar hunting" beagle.

I'd get a call to come get my cat. Cougar hunting beagle my ....

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 10:23 am    Post subject: Re: cats Reply with quote

"Lilac Frost" ??? You've been hanging out too long in the paint selection section of Home Depot.

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 2:24 pm    Post subject: Re: cats Reply with quote

OMG!!
I google Lilac Frost and the whole image page is full of scantily clad young wimmin Love
I am not complaining..
Its amazing..

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 2:28 pm    Post subject: Re: cats Reply with quote

They just had a bit of background on the cat on the news, seems it followed them home one day and stayed, its been very close with the bitten boy since he was born.
My cat looks near identicle and he adopted us at my sons 3 rd birthday party, he was malnourished and abused kitten that wandered in and some softy let a sausage fall off the bbq in front of him. Cant see him doing anything like the cat on the news though.

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 3:15 pm    Post subject: Re: cats Reply with quote

During the dark ages the cat, mom and the boy would have been put to death for being witches. Back then cats were evil partners with Satan and anyone who kept one was suspect. If anything unusual happened they were blamed.

When they got rid of the majority of the cats the rat population exploded and along with the rats the fleas that carried the plague. Cats, like all animals, have a place in the balance that exists.

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 7:49 pm    Post subject: Re: cats Reply with quote

Gelandangan...For pete sake...Look up Lilac Frost Siamese Cat. Geeezz.

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 8:13 pm    Post subject: Re: cats Reply with quote

Had a cat pretty much the same as Dallan's. In the house, a very friendly loving cat, albeit aloof when it suited him. We had him spayed at 6 months, but it didn't stop him from being a tom at heart.

He bought a hare home one night and a crow another day. His turf was his, and woe betide any dog that came into the yard. Size made no difference he would attack them and was never beaten. He weighed 8.5kg (18.7lb) and didn't have an ounce of fat on him. Had to have him put down because of an untreatable leg injury...still miss him.

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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2014 1:57 am    Post subject: Re: cats Reply with quote

Snuggles is not impressed by the new addition to the Family, she hasnt forgiven us for getting Nugget yet!

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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2014 3:17 am    Post subject: Re: cats Reply with quote

Careful the new pup doesn't become a cat "toy"...

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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2014 6:40 am    Post subject: Re: cats Reply with quote

Snuggles?? I might understand Mr. Dallan's lack of knowledge of Siamese cat point colors, but Snuggles?

Guess it's no worse then my wife naming a cat Sweetums.

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