Goldfish Funeral

steve4102 · Member Joined: Feb 24, 2005 Posts: 38

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered
over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing,
he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?
"My goldfish died,"
replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish,
isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
because he's inside your dumb cat."

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947

Dimitri

ripper007 · Member Joined: Mar 05, 2006 Posts: 199 Location: Colorado

lol. good one.