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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 1:33 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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Ominivision1 wrote: |
Fireman_DJ wrote: |
You know Suz, I tried your advice yesterday morning. I got dressed up with a real nice push up bra, shirt, the works.
It didn't work. Sure everyone was looking at me, they couldn't help but stare at my good looks. But the car salesman said there was no way he could give me a discount. He said if I was a chick then maybe, but he just didn't go for guys in bras!
So, you advice SUCKS!!!
Btw, I don't know what you girls keep complaining about, this thing is very comfortable. The support I've needed for a long time! |
I do not know what your problem is, but one thing I do know for sure is to NOT BASH another forum member. |
Aussie sense of humour OV1...DJ's post is all "tongue in cheek" mate.
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:29 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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Fryerman!!! you and the others have done the typical male interpretation thing and gotten every thing wrong (again). I did not say push-up bra, I said undersized bra. It's the ghetto equivalent but with a major difference. If ya go undersized just the right cup size will push those babies up to the sky and you won't bounce in your spiked heels. Perky is better than jello (my opinion).
Now DJ you obviously didn't go to the right dealership. Those guys just weren't hungry enough. Ya gotta go to a dealership in a smaller town where they're mostly playin cards all day. Don't be in their face, but hang around a while and make yourself known. Did you go with the spiked heels? I don't remember, but anyway that'll show off yer booty (most men your age have no butt at all tho...) You should also have some good hard core jokes on the ready too because that's the local language. Get out there and try it again! Don't be shy...be sure and shave....your face, even the mustache.
Yes photos would help me asses the damages
Suz
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 12:27 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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Vince:
Ahhh....Dry humor......OK.
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 7:19 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6398 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 2:56 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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Dj, you wearing G string with the push up?
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 9:52 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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He's not a bot but he IS a spammer - Google his username & you'll see what I mean.
Anyone got some bug spray?
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:23 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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I think it is against the "Man Rules" to ask a guy what kind of underwear he is wearing.......
especially if its a G string!
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Fireman_DJ Member
Joined: Aug 11, 2011 Posts: 104 Location: Victoria, Australia
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:18 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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Yeah, it's worse then asking a woman her age. But I will say that they were pink with butterfly's printed all over them.
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:30 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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PaulS wrote: |
I think it is against the "Man Rules" to ask a guy what kind of underwear he is wearing.......
especially if its a G string! |
Unless of course if he already told you about the push up bra he wore.
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:31 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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as a mate, I just want to ensure he looks the best with matching gears.
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tikkat3 Super Member
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 12:54 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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You are so thoughtful Gelandangan
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