Subject: FW: your three-minute management course.



LESSON ONE:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
"Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered:
"Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below

the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared,
jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
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Management Lesson

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If you want to sit and do nothing, you must be sitting very,

very high up.

LESSON TWO:=============
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able
to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I
haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"

replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at
a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough

strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next

day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch.
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Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly

perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted

by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
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Management Lesson:

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BS might get you to the top, but it won't keep you

there.
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LESSON THREE:============
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold,
the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped

some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the

dung he realized it was actually thawing him out! He lay
there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to

investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the

bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out
and ate him.

Management Lesson

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Not everyone who s___s on you is your enemy.

Not everyone who gets you out of s___s is your friend.

And when you're in deep s__t, it's best to keep your

mouth shut!
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This completes your three-minute management course.

Ain't this the truth.

Cheers, Vince

that is a good one MC

Tremblay wrote:

that is a good one MC

maybe a little bit molded? Or did they already add a good moldinhibitor to jokes in 2006?

incredible! another spammer insert here ..
Shameless ba5tard

gelandangan wrote:

incredible! another spammer insert here .. Shameless ba5tard

I just PM'ed Dallan about it & the other one in the Christmas present thread.

Bloody pests.

English Mike wrote:

gelandangan wrote: incredible! another spammer insert here .. Shameless ba5tard I just PM'ed Dallan about it & the other one in the Christmas present thread. Bloody pests.

pity we cant sit them out at 250 yrds and give them the proper pest treatment
as for the original jokes about BS etc
very good ta for the chuckle Ive read about the sparrow before but the others were new to me.