A man wakes up after a night out with the boys, head pounding and mouth sour. He sees that his clothes have been cleaned and pressed. He gets up and goes into the hallway, only to see that the mirror in the hall is cracked. He notices in one of the pieces that he has a bandage over his left eyebrow.

Then he heads down stairs and sees a stain in the carpet at the bottom. When he makes it to the kitchen, he sees his son eating breakfast. On the table is a pile of pancakes, a platter of bacon, and a pan full of scrambled eggs. There is a note on the table, next to a bottle of aspirin, which reads:

Honey, I went to Lowe's to get a replacement mirror and some carpet stain remover. Here's some aspirin for your head, I cleaned and bandaged your cut. Hope you enjoy the breakfast, I'll be back soon. Hugs and kisses - your loving wife.

Puzzled, he asks his son "What the hell happened last night?"

The son smirks and replies "You came home absolutely wasted! First you puked all over yourself at the bottom of the stairs. Then when you made it into the hallway, you did a header into the mirror, waking us all up. Mom had to help you into bed."

Now the man is really lost. "That's all that happened...?"

The son says "Well, the last thing I heard before going back to sleep was mom trying to pull your pants off, and you yelling 'Hey lady! Keep your hands off me, I'm a married man!' "

I must try that...
thanks for the chuckle.

Yup, a good chuckle!

Good one Marty

Hm...must remember that one...could come in handy some time. As good as a piece of chalk behind the ear.

Cheers, Vince

A piece chalk behind the ear ????????

Tremblay wrote:

A piece chalk behind the ear ????????

Yeah...you never heard of that one Trembles...when you are out playing up, come home with a piece of chalk behind your ear...give a BS story about bad traffic or something. The missus will "up ya fer the rent" and say "don't crap on, I know exactly what you have been doing...playing darts with the boys in the pub cause you left the scoring chalk behind your ear...again".

Cheers, Vince

I see does that work I need something that works.

You guys trading ideas around.....HHHhhhhhmmmmmm dunno if I can trust what I hear anymore....(women don't do that) Tremblay you should sheck yuor spleling There is a great difference between differnts and difference, but I'm not a genius, just different.

Suz

You know suz my teacher told me the same thing