First discovered by Archaeologists in Victoria, but further evidence turning up in most of Australia and other parts of the world.




They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

dhc4ever wrote:

They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus”

From here it looks more like "Realiter Stultus" or it could even be "Mirabilis et Stultus" from the genus of "Incredibulus Moronus" but then again I may be wrong..
The rapidity of cross breeding of these species made the identification difficult.

he he he its arms arent long enough to hang onto...... you know... it will have to sit down to pee!!!!

Tea on the screen again guys