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Vince
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:25 am Post subject: Royal New Zealand Navy

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Royal New Zealand Navy has just upgraded its fleet to give it more striking power in the Pacific Region, a region where China is starting to flex its muscles and makes its presence felt.

The NZ opposition party has voiced it’s concern with the extravagant outlay and the impact it will havet on the NZ budget which has suffered big setbacks since the Global Financial Crisis.

Attached is a picture of the fleet leaving Auckland Harbour this morning.

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:54 am Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
Wait for it........... _________________ Pete Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:54 am Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
some how I just knew that a sheep was involved. _________________ "march to the sound of the guns and shoot everyone not dressed like you"--D I 1968 When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. up-date The secret to enjoying life is to never take it too seriously, as you will never make it out alive! I'm on the watch list are you ?

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:51 am Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
Has anyone ever noticed the fixation on sheep by the Australians and New Zealanders? Must not have many women down there. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:42 am Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
Ouch!!!! _________________ Regards Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds.

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:28 pm Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
_________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points. A smile is the shortest distance between two people. Do - Not try! gelandangan.weebly.com/

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:55 pm Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
I heard that in Australia there were a surplus of single women... Maybe the sheep are the reason? But sheep can't cook... _________________ Paul __________________ Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data Always check data against manuals NEVER exceed maximum listed loads

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:09 pm Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
...but they do cook up well Paul. Love a nice lamb roast. _________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:18 pm Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
Our Long White Clouds cuzins are suspiciously missing ... for now.. _________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points. A smile is the shortest distance between two people. Do - Not try! gelandangan.weebly.com/

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:55 pm Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
So.......sheep and women...what's the connection Bushy? Suz _________________ May the moon keep you centered, May the sun keep you dancing, And the stars shed light on your dreams.

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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:14 pm Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
And all this time I thought you were an ol...aah...sailor and should know about these things. _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:12 am Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
so look out you lot ...try to bring your Nukes into our waters and you will be "Rammed" _________________ You shot it You pluck it ! Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!

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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:40 am Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy

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so look out you lot ...try to bring your Nukes into our waters and you will be "Rammed"

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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:00 am Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
By a bunch of "ewe" boats?? _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:17 pm Post subject: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy
Punny! _________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points. A smile is the shortest distance between two people. Do - Not try! gelandangan.weebly.com/

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