New Supressor on the Market!!

Ominivision1 · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:07 pm Post subject: New Supressor on the Market!!

A new type suppressor is on the market now!

Uses technology SAD and Fast Acting Resonance Technology, Fart for short. Laughing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-dCF-5ZT5s

radar · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:42 pm Post subject: Re: New Supressor on the Market!!

You want to try the newer betterer - Ballistically Uniform Lineal Lighting Sight Headset illumination Turret.......I'm sure theres one out there somewhere.

Pumpkinslinger

Several years ago at work we got in trouble because we were jokingly calling a new scanner the Product Inventory Scanning System when someone not familiar with English took the abbreviation and was sending emails to everyone about it. Good thing he didn't know that we called ourselves the Software - Hardware Integration Team ...

Vince

The only problem they may encounter with this suppression system is a phenomenon they refer to as: Full Onset Lumpy Loss Obverse Weep - THixotropy Reflex OUsting Globulus Hazard. This phenomenon is ufortunately impromptu and results in a messy discharge with a pungent odour.

Scientists have been unable to predict exactly when this may occur and it caused embarrassment in a public test recently, resulting with the operator sidling away quietly, leaving the boffins to wallow in the aftermath.

dhc4ever

Our unit when we deployed to East Timor called ourselves the caribou united nations transport service.
The boss's didn't like that much so we couldn't wear the T shirts.
They didn't mind the Timor internal transport service though.