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I bought a mate home last week for a meal. As we came in, I asked him if he could smell burning. "No" he said, "Why?" "In that case, it's salad for dinner" I replied.

Vince - I think it might be that I bought up the "pig" thing again the other week........................... Who exactly DID win in the end anyway?

Question for the unemployed of America: Why does Cutter need a Rhino flu shot - do you get Rhino's where you live then Bushy?
By the way - my one was missed out of the picture, the wooden overcoat! : ...

BRILLIANT! The tears poured down my leg!

I always wear camo, it's warm, it has lots of pockets, it doesn't rustle and, best of all, a jacket costs under $20. Good enuff 4 me! Smile

Does anyone wonder just WHY someone would want a picture of a dead tree rat as an avatar - or is it just me?
I've been on half a tablet of Viagra a day for the last week- done nothing for my sex life ...

That's not a violin 1895 - he's fiddling with himself again!

Well this has certainly been an eyeopener for me! After a 2 1/2 hour drive in heavy traffic I flopped down on the ground and fired two rounds at a 100yd. target. Deermanager told me to stop firing and ...

Hey Vince........... I mentioned earlier that I never polluted my booze with anything, the only thing I put in scotch is more scotch. I like mine cold and as such, keep it in the fridge. I have never ...

Hey guys, did anyone ever learn the "pig or Joe" poll results? As he's kept so quiet about it, I figure the pig came a close second. Smile

Small mouth - big mouth, who cares? I wanna EAT it - NOT french kiss it! Smile

Spacedone - have you ANY idea what that thing is worth? I could almost guarantee you a 1000% profit on it over here! Those in that kind of condition fetch up to Â£700/900 in England! You jammy bu**e ...

Hi Dave, just read your posts. I'm glad that Hannah is over it without too much cost, could have been a lot worse mate! I guess that stuffed the outing for you, never mind - I'm going out in the next ...

Basically Paul, I am trying to make a cross between an air rifle and a rifle. A friend who I shoot with in South Africa has a Ruger 10/22 which, with a silencer, is the quietest gun I have ever heard. ...

Blazer, yes - Africa (South Africa) can be VERY dangerous to the visitor who is not used to it's ways. You are, however, in far more danger in places like Johannesburg than you are out on the veldt, h ...