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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 9:01 am    Post subject: Party Symbols Reply with quote

A fishing story... you have to love this one
NOW I understand. . .

The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.

So the king and the queen went fishing. On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm."

The king replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."

So the king continued on his way. However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist. Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.

The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."

So the king hired the donkey.

And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government. The practice is unbroken to this date.

Thus, the democrat party symbol was born!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 5:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Party Symbols Reply with quote

Thanks for the chuckle, lester!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2017 8:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Party Symbols Reply with quote

very well done......

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:58 am    Post subject: Re: Party Symbols Reply with quote

Soooo....Any word as to where that elephant came from?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 10:41 am    Post subject: Re: Party Symbols Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Soooo....Any word as to where that elephant came from?

Scratch

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Party Symbols Reply with quote

It might have something to do with the amount of fecal matter they produce.
An "ours is bigger than yours" thing.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2017 2:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Party Symbols Reply with quote

The Gran Old Party got its symbol from the same man that gave the Democrats the donkey.
Thomas Nast’s initial drawing occurred in a cartoon titled “The Third Panic,” and it depicts the elephant as bounding into a pit across broken boards with the words inflation, reform, and repudiation written on them. Nast’s drawing represents his view of the party’s decline, especially in light of a financial panic at the time. According to Nast, the Republicans were falling victim to scare tactics of the Democrats and abandoning their party’s platform.

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