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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:16 am    Post subject: Oops Reply with quote

After a long night of making love, the guy
notices a photo of another man, on the woman's
nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.

'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.

'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.

'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his
ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires,
hoping to be reassured.

'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
she answers.

'Well, who in the **** is he, then?' he demands.
She whispers in his ear

'That's me before the surgery.' ...

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Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:17 am    Post subject: Re: Oops Reply with quote

wtf wtf DOH Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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Elvis
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:23 am    Post subject: Re: Oops Reply with quote

oh dear!!!!!
hope the lawyer managed to get him off the grevious bodily harm charges??

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Ominivision1
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:05 am    Post subject: Re: Oops Reply with quote

Ouch!!! Very Happy Very Happy

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