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POEM OF THE YEAR
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:22 pm    Post subject: POEM OF THE YEAR Reply with quote




The computer swallowed Grandma,

Yes, honestly itÂ’s true!

She pressed 'control and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Mr. Google

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'

My Grandma you should see,

Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' her,

And send her back to me.



This is a tribute to all the Grandmas & Grandpas, Nannas & Pops, who have been fearless and learned to use the Computer.........

They are the greatest!!!

We do not stop playing because we grow old;


We grow old because we stop playing ..

NEVER Be The First To Get Old!

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:21 am    Post subject: Re: POEM OF THE YEAR Reply with quote

That was cute Vinnie, I'll keep my eyes pealed for grannie.


Suz

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:50 pm    Post subject: Re: POEM OF THE YEAR Reply with quote

very cute indeed.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:52 am    Post subject: Re: POEM OF THE YEAR Reply with quote

Nice one vince, you write it

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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:46 pm    Post subject: Re: POEM OF THE YEAR Reply with quote

Thanks Trembles...me...write... Laughing no likely mate...I'm not that clever. Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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