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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:59 pm    Post subject: English weather Reply with quote
English weather




In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as ....''English Weather..'

Rather than offend a sizeable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as 'Muslim Weather.' Confused

In other words - 'partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite. Very Happy Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:29 pm    Post subject: Re: English weather Reply with quote
HAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA PMSL Brilliant! made my day.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:37 am    Post subject: Re: English weather Reply with quote
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:44 am    Post subject: Re: English weather Reply with quote
Soggy poms! Laughing

Latter portion sums up the food, too. Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:41 pm    Post subject: Re: English weather Reply with quote
NICE Vince. I'll remeber that one.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 4:54 pm    Post subject: Re: English weather Reply with quote
Ahem......... Razz

I'll have you know it's a sight drier & more clement here than it was in Texas three weeks ago.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:13 am    Post subject: Re: English weather Reply with quote
English Mike wrote:
I'll have you know it's a sight drier & more clement here than it was in Texas three weeks ago.

Were you in the town that had the thunderstorm stagnate over them and dump 10 inches of rain? You should come back now! Our Hot, Dry Summer is in full swing!!!


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:38 am    Post subject: Re: English weather Reply with quote
A really nice idea. I appreciate it much !
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:26 am    Post subject: Re: English weather Reply with quote
Spot the 'bot.
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