NO Speak English

Vince · Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 9:29 pm Post subject: NO Speak English

NO Speak English

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto .

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs.

She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.

The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.

Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you
Thinking?

Her husband speaks English!

Now get back to your work !

I worry about you
Sometimes !

Azar · Member Joined: Jan 04, 2010 Posts: 275 Location: Utah

Ha ha. Nice one Vince.

Crackshot · Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:17 am Post subject: Re: NO Speak English

Good one Vince!!

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947

You lost me at Toronto, why wouldn't she just go to a Russian butcher? We have stores that cater to every nation you can think of, Russian being a big one actually. Confused

Never mind that, just with the large number of immigrants here people just have to point and nod, no need to speak English. Laughing

Dimitri

1895ss · Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:17 pm Post subject: Re: NO Speak English

Ummmmmmmmm 'Mitri ............... ohhhhhhhhh never mind .............................. Surprised

Good one Vince .......................... Very Happy

slimjim · Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:20 pm Post subject: Re: NO Speak English

Dimitri wrote:

with the large number of immigrants here

Are they legal or illegal, or is that politically incorrect to ask?

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5947

In Toronto? Most are legal. Not hard to move to Canada. Especially after the Liberal Federal Government of the late 90s.

Dimitri

RePete · Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:13 am Post subject: Re: NO Speak English

Dimitri wrote:

In Toronto? Most are legal. Not hard to move to Canada. Especially after the Liberal Federal Government of the late 90s.

Dimitri

Ain't that the truth.

If you want to learn a second language in Toronto, take a taxi.