My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,


My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ...smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,



My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ' WOW...That's more than twice a week! ... You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,



My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
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My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.


Cheers, Vince