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That Blonde is out and about again
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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:36 pm    Post subject: That Blonde is out and about again Reply with quote
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble.
Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits.

She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray... 'God, please help me. I've lost my business and

if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.

Please let me win the lottery '

Lottery night comes, and somebody else wins.
She again prays... 'God, please let me win the
lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.'

Lottery night comes and she still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... 'My God, why have you forsaken me?

I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving.

I don't often ask You for help, and I've always been a good servant to You.
PLEASE let me win the lottery just this one time so I can get my life back in order.'

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God, Himself...

'Sweetheart, work with Me on this....Buy a ticket.' wtf wtf

Laughing Very Happy Laughing Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:28 am    Post subject: Blonde is out and about again Reply with quote
That's a good one Vince. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:34 am    Post subject: Re: That Blonde is out and about again Reply with quote
Thats funny! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:18 am    Post subject: Re: That Blonde is out and about again Reply with quote
very good!

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