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!!! Outta Gas ???
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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:40 pm    Post subject: !!! Outta Gas ??? Reply with quote

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas.
Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'

'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.
Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees
flew to his car and in to his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.

'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'What did you put in my gas tank'?

The bee answered,




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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 7:32 pm    Post subject: Re: !!! Outta Gas ??? Reply with quote

I remember hearing that one a while back - like 1967. Razz Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 7:55 pm    Post subject: Re: !!! Outta Gas ??? Reply with quote

Like my daughter( tink) just said::Al good think always come back around!!!!

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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 9:00 pm    Post subject: Re: !!! Outta Gas ??? Reply with quote

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Like my daughter( tink) just said::Al good think always come back around!!!!

Man my daddy needs to learn how to type. I said all good thing come back around.

And I thought it was cool with the graphics that came with it.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:26 am    Post subject: Re: !!! Outta Gas ??? Reply with quote

I told my wife that joke and she told me to go spend a few hours on the computer playing games...

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:30 am    Post subject: Re: !!! Outta Gas ??? Reply with quote

Of course, English Mike, you heard it a long time ago. British Petroleum (BP) didn't arrive in the states until later...

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