HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: IPutMoInYoA
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13131

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 274
BOT: 1
Total: 275
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Home
02: Photo Albums
03: Forums
04: Forums
05: Home
06: Forums
07: Forums
08: Home
09: Forums
10: Forums
11: Forums
12: Forums
13: Forums
14: Forums
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Forums
18: Forums
19: Your Account
20: Forums
21: Photo Albums
22: Forums
23: Forums
24: Forums
25: Forums
26: Forums
27: Forums
28: Forums
29: Forums
30: Forums
31: Home
32: Home
33: Your Account
34: Forums
35: Forums
36: Forums
37: Forums
38: Forums
39: Forums
40: Forums
41: Your Account
42: Forums
43: Forums
44: Forums
45: Photo Albums
46: Forums
47: Your Account
48: Home
49: Forums
50: Home
51: Forums
52: Forums
53: Forums
54: Your Account
55: Forums
56: Forums
57: Home
58: Forums
59: Forums
60: Forums
61: Home
62: Home
63: Forums
64: Photo Albums
65: Your Account
66: Home
67: Forums
68: Forums
69: Forums
70: Forums
71: Forums
72: Forums
73: Forums
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Forums
77: Home
78: Forums
79: Forums
80: Home
81: Photo Albums
82: Forums
83: Your Account
84: Forums
85: Forums
86: Forums
87: Home
88: Forums
89: Forums
90: Home
91: Forums
92: Home
93: Forums
94: Photo Albums
95: Photo Albums
96: Forums
97: Forums
98: Photo Albums
99: Home
100: Your Account
101: Forums
102: Your Account
103: Forums
104: Forums
105: Forums
106: Forums
107: Photo Albums
108: Forums
109: News
110: Forums
111: Forums
112: Forums
113: Forums
114: Photo Albums
115: News
116: Forums
117: Forums
118: Photo Albums
119: Forums
120: News
121: Forums
122: Forums
123: Forums
124: Forums
125: Home
126: Photo Albums
127: Home
128: Forums
129: Forums
130: Photo Albums
131: Forums
132: Forums
133: Forums
134: Forums
135: Forums
136: Home
137: Forums
138: Reloading Database
139: News
140: Forums
141: Your Account
142: Forums
143: Forums
144: Home
145: Forums
146: Home
147: Forums
148: Forums
149: Forums
150: Forums
151: Forums
152: Photo Albums
153: Forums
154: Home
155: Forums
156: Photo Albums
157: Home
158: Forums
159: Forums
160: Forums
161: Forums
162: Forums
163: Forums
164: Home
165: Your Account
166: Home
167: Home
168: Forums
169: Forums
170: Home
171: Forums
172: Forums
173: Home
174: Your Account
175: Forums
176: Forums
177: Forums
178: Forums
179: Forums
180: Forums
181: Home
182: Forums
183: Forums
184: Forums
185: Forums
186: Home
187: Forums
188: Forums
189: Forums
190: Forums
191: Forums
192: Forums
193: Photo Albums
194: Forums
195: Forums
196: Forums
197: Your Account
198: Home
199: Forums
200: Forums
201: Forums
202: Forums
203: Forums
204: Your Account
205: Forums
206: Home
207: Forums
208: Forums
209: Photo Albums
210: Forums
211: Forums
212: Photo Albums
213: State F&G Agencies
214: Photo Albums
215: Forums
216: Home
217: Forums
218: Forums
219: Photo Albums
220: Home
221: Forums
222: Home
223: Forums
224: Forums
225: Forums
226: Home
227: Forums
228: Your Account
229: Forums
230: Forums
231: Forums
232: Photo Albums
233: Forums
234: News
235: Your Account
236: Forums
237: Forums
238: Photo Albums
239: Home
240: Home
241: Photo Albums
242: Forums
243: Photo Albums
244: Forums
245: Forums
246: Forums
247: Home
248: Home
249: Forums
250: Forums
251: Home
252: Articles: Topics
253: Your Account
254: Forums
255: Photo Albums
256: Forums
257: Forums
258: Home
259: Forums
260: Photo Albums
261: Home
262: Forums
263: Forums
264: Home
265: Forums
266: Your Account
267: Forums
268: Forums
269: Home
270: Forums
271: Forums
272: Forums
273: Forums
274: Forums
  BOT:
01: Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2452
  · Views: 824590
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

Media in Action
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
mikeleduc
Member
Member


Joined: Jan 23, 2008
Posts: 69
Location: Phoenix, AZ since 1972

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:52 pm    Post subject: Media in Action Reply with quote

A motorcyclist is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The rider jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says
- Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.
- Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.
- Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?
- A Harley Davidson.
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
codybrown
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Feb 10, 2007
Posts: 379
Location: Michigan

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Media in Action Reply with quote

Surprised

_________________
I make mistakes like the next man. In fact, rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly larger.
Back to top
View user's profile
Dimitri
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 25, 2005
Posts: 5946

PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 6:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Media in Action Reply with quote

And thats why you should never trust the media. Haha

Dimitri

_________________
A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.