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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:42 pm    Post subject: Little Johnny Reply with quote

A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her students.

Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love," the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"

"With YOU!" he said.

"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"


( if this is too offensive, please forgive me and I will never do it again)

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Little Johnny Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
I think it's funny but I'm not the "boss"............ Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Little Johnny Reply with quote

I thought it was hilarious.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Little Johnny Reply with quote

Offensive??

To me??

True stories about my childhood could never be offensive......

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Little Johnny Reply with quote

Johnny probably doesn't even know what a rubber is and heard his parents talk about it! Haha

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Little Johnny Reply with quote

I am not offended. thought it was hilarious. that little johnny has some of the funniest jokes.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Little Johnny Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy of course ..

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Little Johnny Reply with quote

wtf Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
kids these days know too much!
and Big-D i wouldnt be sure about that Johnny doesnt know what a
rubber is and whats its for, he seemed to nail it!

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Little Johnny Reply with quote

Dan,

Well when I was younger I knew a rubber was to stop people from having babies ... but I had no idea what it really was till later on in life. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Little Johnny Reply with quote

Dimitri wrote:
Dan,

Well when I was younger I knew a rubber was to stop people from having babies ... but I had no idea what it really was till later on in life. Laughing


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Thats what i mean Big-D!! i didnt know what it was and whats it for until i was about i guess 10-12 years old! thank god!
that was when we were young Dimitri, times change very fast and so do kids!

Dan-was still a good laugh!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:56 am    Post subject: Re: Little Johnny Reply with quote

Yah I know, heck you got 10 year olds dressing like sluts nowadays. wtf

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Little Johnny Reply with quote

Dimitri wrote:
Yah I know, heck you got 10 year olds dressing like sluts nowadays. wtf

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I know what you mean, sadly its all around me Sad Sad Shocked
ahhh kids these days!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Little Johnny Reply with quote

"True stories about my childhood could never be offensive." That's why hunterjoe21 wears a paper bag over his head... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Little Johnny Reply with quote

You found me out.........

Actually, I wear it 'cause I'm so damned ugly....

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Little Johnny Reply with quote

I use facial hair...

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