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PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 6:19 am    Post subject: Good Catholic Reply with quote

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to
the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the
confessional, the man said, "Father .. during World War II, a beautiful
woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you
have no need to confess that."

"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."

The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However,
two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way.

But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."

"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question."

"And what is that?" asked the priest.
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"Should I tell her the war is over?"




Cheers, Vince

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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Good Catholic Reply with quote

Soldier on Vince, soldier on...

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