She was so Blonde that......
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She managed to trip over my cordless phone.
On the bottom of the job application where it said "Sign Here" she wrote "Aquarias".
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She told me to meet her on the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She tried to put a bag of M&M's in alphabetical order.
She took a ruler to bed so she could see how long she slept.
When she got an AM radio, it took her 10 months to figure out she could use it at night.
She spent 25 minute staring at the Orange juice box cos it said -"concentrate".