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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:47 pm    Post subject: Phone Reply with quote

Guy is telling his buddy that he had a call this morning from his Uncle Guido from his prison cell. His buddy is surprised. "You mean he had a phone line installd in his prison cell?"



This is great







You gotta love it







OK, Ready







"NOPE, he used his cell phone!"

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:17 am    Post subject: Re: Phone Reply with quote

How far away are you 1895? You can probably hear me groaning at that one.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Phone Reply with quote

Maybe you need to go back to work there 1895ss...You seem to be lackin' in something. Not sure what though. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Phone Reply with quote

Tracker, yes I heard the groaning but I wasn't sure if it was the echo from my groan when I received it. Very Happy

Bushy, I'm enjoying my winter break and there are lots of thing I need.............. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Phone Reply with quote

Without tears there would be no laughter. For crying out loud..... sick, sick, sick... I love it. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Phone Reply with quote

OneEightNineFiveessess....its only fair that I warn you mate...........

INCOMING !!!!!! wtf Shocked Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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