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flying american · Member Joined: May 21, 2006 Posts: 29

HYMN #365

----- A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great
emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and
pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I
had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had
all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,nearly
laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather
at the River."

Dimitri · Super Member Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5946

Thats a smart song leader! Very Happy

Dimitri