HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
Home • Community Forums • Photo Albums • Register
     
Modules
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous
Membership:
Latest: patrad69
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13133
People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 152
BOT: 1
Total: 153
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Home
03: Home
04: Forums
05: Forums
06: Home
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Forums
10: Photo Albums
11: Home
12: Forums
13: Forums
14: Forums
15: Forums
16: Home
17: Forums
18: Photo Albums
19: Forums
20: Forums
21: Photo Albums
22: Forums
23: Forums
24: Home
25: Forums
26: Home
27: Home
28: Forums
29: Home
30: Forums
31: Forums
32: Photo Albums
33: Home
34: Home
35: Forums
36: Home
37: Home
38: Forums
39: Photo Albums
40: Home
41: Photo Albums
42: Photo Albums
43: Forums
44: Home
45: Forums
46: Photo Albums
47: Forums
48: Home
49: Photo Albums
50: Forums
51: Forums
52: Forums
53: Home
54: Forums
55: Forums
56: Photo Albums
57: Forums
58: Photo Albums
59: Home
60: Forums
61: Forums
62: Photo Albums
63: Forums
64: Forums
65: Your Account
66: Forums
67: Your Account
68: Forums
69: Photo Albums
70: Your Account
71: Forums
72: Forums
73: Home
74: Your Account
75: Home
76: Home
77: Forums
78: Home
79: Forums
80: Home
81: Forums
82: Photo Albums
83: Your Account
84: Forums
85: Forums
86: Forums
87: Forums
88: Photo Albums
89: Forums
90: Home
91: Forums
92: Home
93: Forums
94: Photo Albums
95: Forums
96: Photo Albums
97: Home
98: Photo Albums
99: Forums
100: Forums
101: Forums
102: Home
103: Your Account
104: Home
105: Forums
106: Forums
107: Forums
108: Forums
109: Forums
110: Forums
111: Forums
112: Home
113: Your Account
114: Forums
115: Forums
116: Forums
117: Photo Albums
118: Forums
119: Forums
120: Forums
121: Forums
122: Photo Albums
123: Photo Albums
124: Your Account
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Your Account
128: Home
129: Home
130: Forums
131: Home
132: Home
133: Forums
134: Forums
135: Home
136: Your Account
137: Forums
138: Home
139: Forums
140: Forums
141: Your Account
142: Forums
143: Forums
144: Home
145: Forums
146: Forums
147: Home
148: Forums
149: Forums
150: Your Account
151: Forums
152: Forums
  BOT:
01: Forums
Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
• Albums: 308
• Pictures: 2452
  · Views: 825063
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 
Forum FAQForum FAQ   SearchSearch   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   LoginLogin
Two Tugboat Captains
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15725
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:02 am    Post subject: Two Tugboat Captains Reply with quote
Way down upon the Mississippi, two tugboat captains who had been friends for years, would always cry "Aye!" and blow their whistles whenever they passed each other.

A new crewman asked his boat's mate, "What do they do that for?"
The mate looked surprised and replied, "You mean that you've never heard of...




.





.





.




an aye for an aye and a toot for a toot?"


Bet ya didn't see that one comin'. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Dimitri
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 25, 2005
Posts: 5947
PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:30 am    Post subject: Re: Two Tugboat Captains Reply with quote
ROFL

Dimitri

_________________
A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11395
Location: Ava, Missouri
PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:50 am    Post subject: Re: Two Tugboat Captains Reply with quote
Vince has been on the sause again....

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
Vince
Site Admin
Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 15725
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:48 am    Post subject: Re: Two Tugboat Captains Reply with quote
Bushmaster wrote:
Vince has been on the sause again....

Who me....partaking of alcoholic beverages....why of course Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
Wink Cheers Party Nuts

Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.