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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:32 pm    Post subject: Dear John Reply with quote
The Ultimate Response to a "Dear John" letter was when a Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she wanted to break up and she wants pictures of herself back.
The Marine did what any squared away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following
note:
"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the
one that belongs to you and send the rest back."

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear John Reply with quote
lol. another good one.

this one realy gave me a good laugh.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear John Reply with quote
Haha :haha:

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Dear John Reply with quote
He must have gotten the idea from an episode of MASH, where an injured soldier did the same.

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