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PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:01 pm    Post subject: Golf Arm Reply with quote
Golf Arm
A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital.
Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
"I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news
is that I have to remove your right arm!"
"Oh God, no!" cries the man "My golfing is over! Please, Doc, what's the good news?"
"The good news is I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm . . .
and I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."

"Go for it, Doc," says the man, "as long as I can play golf again."

The operation went well, and a year later, the man was out on the golf course
when he bumped into the surgeon.
"Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.

"Just great." says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new
arm has a much finer touch, and my putting has really improved."

"That's great," said the surgeon.

"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've
learned how to sew my own clothes, and I've even taken up painting
landscapes in water colors."

"That’s unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant
was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?"

"Well, just one," said the golfer, "Every time I get an erection, I also get a headache."

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