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Vince
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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:26 am Post subject: What do you call.....

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OK...I'll open the door...

Q. What do you call a cow with three legs ?

A. Lean beef.

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?

A. Ground beef.

wtf

wtf

They get better - I'm told.

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:39 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
you win......... _________________ Pete Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:03 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
_________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:22 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
groan... _________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points. A smile is the shortest distance between two people. Do - Not try! gelandangan.weebly.com/

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 4:49 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
Speaking of beef: My doctor told me I had to watch my diet.... ....so I went to the horse races.

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:33 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
a deer with no eyes??? no EYEDEER/idea a deer with no eyes and no legs???? still no eyedeer/idea..... _________________ You shot it You pluck it ! Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!

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Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:46 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
WOO HOO...it's started... _________________ Cheers, Vince Illegitimi non carborundum (Never let the bastards grind you down) Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. "Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta." (Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)

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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:16 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
Oh Good Grief... _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:51 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
What do you call a swimmer who has no arms or legs? Bob. What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a Sunday afternoon drag. _________________ Paul __________________ Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data Always check data against manuals NEVER exceed maximum listed loads

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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:54 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
Let's go for coffee Bushy, this is gonna take a while..... _________________ May the moon keep you centered, May the sun keep you dancing, And the stars shed light on your dreams.

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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:31 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he won't come anyway! _________________ Mike "I ain't no better than anybody else, and there ain't nobody better than me!" Ma Kettle

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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:32 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
What do you call a sinking cruise ship stuffed with 4,000 lawyers? A good start! _________________ Mike "I ain't no better than anybody else, and there ain't nobody better than me!" Ma Kettle

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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:12 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
2 guys walk into a bar...... you would have thought one of them would have saw it. _________________ Browning X-Bolt in 30'06. The work for a pet load starts again. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:12 am Post subject: Re: What do you call.....

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Is that Frank and Patty I see on the BBQ ??? Laughing

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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:28 pm Post subject: Re: What do you call.....
I'm with you Suz...Your place or mine? _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

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