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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:57 am Post subject: You Can't Beat Dad! |
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A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.
The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'
Your going to love the Dad's reply:
To this his father replied,
'Did you also notice they walked everywhere they went?'
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Ominivision1 Super Member
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:26 pm Post subject: Re: You Can't Beat Dad! |
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I must remember this for my sons, one of which is only 3 years away from the car thing.
_________________ Pete
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8316 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:17 pm Post subject: Re: You Can't Beat Dad! |
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Thanks, RePete! I needed the laugh!!! This should be a classic!
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