PROPOSED CUTS TO THE HEALTH SERVICE

Vince

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new President's health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not
to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians
said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands
of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter....."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up
to the ar$3holes in Washington............

Cheers, Vince

Suzanne

Right....I'll "go" with the Proctologists...(long as they don't watch)

Suz

Bushmaster

Hummmmmm.......

Suzanne

Mornin Bushster! I gotta go to work......Hmmm to you too

Suz

Bushmaster

Mornin' to you too...Work hard...And have a nice day while yer at it...It'll be 80* here.

Suzanne

Yeow!! I"d love an 80* day...I just got home for lunch and it's 62* outside and 65* inside. Been having frost warnings in the mornings. Go out there an kill me a dillo

Suz

Bushmaster

Well it fooled us today. It made 86*...And we get another day of 86* tomorrow. Probably going hiking in the Mark Twain forest tomorrow, but if I run into a 'dillo [or a pig] I'll surely shoot it for you...

Suzanne

OH that should be fun!! Good luck with that...sheesh that's nice warm weather, we get a sunny day tomorrow at least. I don't like much above 80*....I have folks in Az and it's already been in the 100* range. Actually that's good rabbit weather, you can find them in the shade of bushes and sahuaros, just sittin there tryin to keep cool. Anyways good shooting. Send photos if you get anything

Suz