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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:08 am Post subject: Women |
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A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...
No wait...Sorry.
I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.
Never mind.
_________________ Proud member of the WTFDTSG Club.
Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.
Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from a psychological condition known as RESPECT FOR OTHERS. |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 7:07 am Post subject: Re: Women |
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He speaks the truth. The only other possession that treats a man like that is his dog.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:56 am Post subject: Re: Women |
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WOW!! had me scared for a minute...yep whiskey is the cause of all that thinkin
Bushy....other possession? HhhmmmMmm
Suz
_________________ May the moon keep you centered,
May the sun keep you dancing,
And the stars shed light on your dreams. |
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:10 pm Post subject: Re: Women |
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Ooohh Susanne...Believe me. I am very much a lover of women. Just have to give these guys some ammunition or they would just dry up and blow away...
.45 Colt...Hummmm...Yes. Does have it's possibilities...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:16 pm Post subject: Re: Women |
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as long as i use a firm grip and rack the silde she never complains.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:33 pm Post subject: Re: Women |
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Hummmm...Yes....................................
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:46 pm Post subject: Re: Women |
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she has a hi-ride beavertail too.....yep, she's a kepper.
but i digress.
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:41 pm Post subject: Re: Women |
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1911 with my thumbs cross grip, ripped off a little bit of chunk of my skin.
Now proper grip/best grip is with both thumbs forward.
Stovey, need a shooting glove?
_________________ Regards
Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds. |
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:43 pm Post subject: Re: Women |
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no glove no love lol
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:53 pm Post subject: Re: Women |
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_________________ Regards
Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds. |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:36 pm Post subject: Re: Women |
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I'm sorry, but I don't use gloves either and never have. Five kids later...Fixed problem.
Ooh...Ya mean shooting gloves. Sorry...Don't use them either.
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:31 pm Post subject: Re: Women |
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Boys.....(hands on hips)....y'all are gonna scare away the sheep...Oh..I haven't seen those guys on this thread ....wonder why..
Suz
_________________ May the moon keep you centered,
May the sun keep you dancing,
And the stars shed light on your dreams. |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15725 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:11 am Post subject: Re: Women |
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I'm here Suz...and you look very, well yeah mmmm, with your hands on your hips like that.
Being a Whisky drinker, I'm totally with Bushy on this one...although afer 35 1/2 years of marriage I reckon I can include SWMBO in there as well.
Now gloves...don't wear gloves for shooting unless its real cold, then I wear my nomex pilots gloves. Thin enough to feel and warm enough to keep the real cold at bay. Why else would one want to wear gloves?
Cheers, Vince
_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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