Gone But Not Forgotten

Ominivision1 · Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:33 am Post subject: Gone But Not Forgotten

Four older men stand on the first tee. Just as Ralph is about to hit his tee shot, a funeral procession drives by. Ralph takes off his hat and bows his head until the procession is finished. Once the procession is over, he puts his hat back on his head and starts to line up his shot. John and the other guys are astonished.
John says, "Ralph, we have had a standing tee time together for the past 10 years. We didn't know that you were such a sentimental guy."
Ralph says, "Hell, we were married for 25 years, it's the least I could do."

Elvis · Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:49 pm Post subject: Re: Gone But Not Forgotten

oh man that is good...
dont let your wife see it or youll be in the dog box for sure.

slimjim · Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:16 am Post subject: Re: Gone But Not Forgotten

OV1, what is with all the wife-related humor!?! There is no hidden meaning here, is there?

Ominivision1 · Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:20 am Post subject: Re: Gone But Not Forgotten

Slim, no hidden meaning at all, in fact if the wife will laugh at it, I'll post it.

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:02 am Post subject: Re: Gone But Not Forgotten

slimjim...I'm more concerned that he continually comes up with jokes about "old" people...A bit disturbing to say the least...

Ominivision1 · Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:39 am Post subject: Re: Gone But Not Forgotten

Now Bushy, you just said in another post that you just entered your 2nd childhood and your avatar is only 8 years old?? (see forum jokes, topic: older than dirt) Confused