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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:31 am Post subject: A Poem |
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As I awoke this morning
When all sweet things are born.
A robin perched upon my sill
And ushered in the morn.
The bird was fragile, young and gay,
And sweetly did it sing,
The thoughts of happiness and joy
Into my heart did wing.
I smiled softly at the song
And as I paused to lull,
I gently closed the window down
And crushed his f*cking skull.
_________________ Proud member of the WTFDTSG Club.
Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.
Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from a psychological condition known as RESPECT FOR OTHERS. |
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:26 am Post subject: Re: A Poem |
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Yeah!! I have crows around here that do that! Bstrds! Good one RePete, Pete and RePete were sittin on a fence, Pete walked off, who was left? RePete. Pete and RePete were sittin on a fence, Pete walked off, who was left? RePete. Pete and RePete were sittin on a fence, Pete walked off, who was left? RePete. Pete and RePete were sittin on a fence, Pete walked off, who was left? RePete. Pete and RePete were sittin on a fence, Pete walked off, who was left? My dog loves this.
Don't wake me
Suz
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