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robfromaz1977 Member
Joined: Aug 03, 2005 Posts: 179 Location: Arizona's White Mountains
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:14 am Post subject: Have you reached this point in your life? |
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Cutting pills
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra and asks,'Can I have 6 tablets, cut into quarters?'
'I can cut them for you,' said the pharmacist, 'but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.'
'I am 96,' said the old man. 'I don't want an erection. I just want it
sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15725 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6401 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:51 pm Post subject: Re: Have you reached this point in your life? |
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I think by then I'll be 6 feet under .. Hopefully never need them cut.
That reminds me of a friend who like to quote:
"I want to be shot
with both barrel of
a double barrel shotgun
At the back of my head
at the age of 90
in the wedding bed of
a jealous husband."
_________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Do - Not try!
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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15725 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:08 am Post subject: Re: Have you reached this point in your life? |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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10spotterminator Member
Joined: Aug 27, 2008 Posts: 167 Location: Redmond, Oregon
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:55 pm Post subject: Re: Have you reached this point in your life? |
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Gotta figure at that age if the husband would let me finish I'd shoot MYSELF !!!
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:24 pm Post subject: Re: Have you reached this point in your life? |
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I have a plan...To be in bed with an 18 year old at the fine age of 100 and get caught by my wife...That should do it (if she would quit laughing)...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:27 pm Post subject: Re: Have you reached this point in your life? |
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And I know the next question...You will ask. "Which one?" And I'll answer. "Both of them"....
There...Beat you guys to it....
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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gelandangan Super Member
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