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THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK
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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:36 am    Post subject: THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK Reply with quote

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great!

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....


[Edited 8 June 2008]

Parental Advisory No No!

At the suggestion of a moderator I have deleted this post.

Vince !

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:11 pm    Post subject: Re: THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Popcorn hey vince, to make this short, we here are still laughing.Dave
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:41 pm    Post subject: Re: THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK Reply with quote

A friend of mine used to use bad language as a matter of course and always with great feeling. He naturally assumed that his one year old son was too young to notice. The surprise finally came as he was getting change at the supermarket checkout line. The boy decided at that moment to show that he could say the F-bomb... and at the top of his voice! The reaction of everyone within earshot was immediate stunned silence. With the reaction of the crowd now silent the boy decided to holler it out again! My friend could not collect his change and groceries fast enough to get out of the store without complete embarrassment. The precocious young man has since gone on to become a medical doctor.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:48 pm    Post subject: Re: THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK Reply with quote

Vince,

I don't know where you come up with these. I'm going to say it again. You are one funny guy! I almost choked on my hamburger!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:36 pm    Post subject: Re: THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK Reply with quote

Little ones are so good at doing those great comments when they shouldn't. Try high school students who don't think the teacher is listening. Sadly I don't think any of them can be posted here.

My friend is still anoyed that I keep reminding her and her son that when he was 2 he yelled that he wanted a beer in Target.

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