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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:23 pm    Post subject: Re: City Folks Reply with quote

I couldn't help myself, somebody, (OntheLasGallinas) not to mention any names, left the door open and I couldn't resist. Hiding
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:29 am    Post subject: Re: City Folks Reply with quote

jeh7mmmag & Bushy wrote:
Maybe Vince could open a market down below. Vince could use one...

OK you buggers......what in blue blazes is headin' my way ??????

What is that critter ??? Is it a possum or sumthin' ???

Breeding ugly smelly critters....hm, I've known a few guys that are pretty good at that. Embarassed That's not nice, is it...most unkind. Very Happy Laughing

How soon before these critters arrive...so that I can make sure that I am out and the missus has to take control of them. Laughing ROFL

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:48 am    Post subject: Re: City Folks Reply with quote

boy oh boy if i see that cat he'll get more than a bowl of Special Kitty . Heres what he'll get : Shooting or : Flame Pistol Shooting

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:45 am    Post subject: Re: City Folks Reply with quote

Aren't they Cute littlle babies. Very Happy

Vince-I will make sure we put the missus name on the package. Have fun. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:01 pm    Post subject: Re: City Folks Reply with quote

What the heck is that!? That doesn't look like any possum I've ever seen. Of course I've never seen one that hasn't left the pouch, except for hairless newborns.

Strange looking critter.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:03 pm    Post subject: Re: City Folks Reply with quote

Oh, I see the name now (chupacabra).

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:34 pm    Post subject: Re: City Folks Reply with quote

jeh7mmmag wrote:
Aren't they Cute littlle babies.

You are gonna send somethin' that butt ugly to me !?!?!? Shocked wtf wtf

Nah....I own the rights to ugly in this part of the world and there is no way I am gonna allow something thats even uglier than me to come down here and take my Ugly Crown away from me !!!!

Chupacabra eh.....I thought those things were native to Mexican bedrooms...hiding under kid's beds and in closets.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:35 am    Post subject: Re: City Folks Reply with quote

That thing looks like a Gremlin wtf
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:55 am    Post subject: Re: City Folks Reply with quote

That thing is UGLY! Shoot first and ask questions later is the best method to deal with it perhaps ?? Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:42 am    Post subject: Re: City Folks Reply with quote

Vince
“You are gonna send somethin' that butt ugly to me !?!?!?”
LOL Sounds like we got the butt ugly taken care of on both ends. Very Happy

“Chupacabra eh.....I thought those things were native to Mexican bedrooms...hiding under kid's beds and in closets.”
I think I saw a couple of them down in Miami, Florida at a bar late one night. Shocked

I think Dimitri has the right idea –Shot, Shovel, and shut up. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:05 am    Post subject: Re: City Folks Reply with quote

Chupacabra, reminds me of the one found by a lady in Texas last year:



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Phylis Canion, a lifelong hunter who has lived in Africa and says she has seen “a lot of nasty stuff” in her life, says she decapitated the mystery creature (!), which she found as roadkill outside her Texas ranch, and is storing the severed head in her freezer (!) so she can have its ancestry traced before it joins the zebras and other hunting trophies on her wall.Similar hariless, doglike creatures were found in Texas three years ago; it was determined they were coyotes suffering from mange.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:36 pm    Post subject: Re: City Folks Reply with quote

The myth of the chupacabra in recent years (in Texas) has been propagated by urban dwellers that migrated into South Texas down IH-35 from the northeast. Most are retired professionals that purchased small tracts of land, wanting to be ranchers. . You'd think they'd have more sense than that. All I can say is that IH-35 runs both ways, so go home! And, take that crazy behavior with you.

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