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Crackshot Super Member
Joined: Oct 23, 2005 Posts: 1693 Location: Mich
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:41 am Post subject: Little Red Riding Hood! |
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees
The big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
" My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
And this time he is crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
Again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off,
I'm trying to poop!"
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tracker Super Member
Joined: Nov 08, 2006 Posts: 1175 Location: Manitoba, Canada
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:48 am Post subject: Re: Little Red Riding Hood! |
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_________________ "If God hadn't meant for man to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!" |
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Crackshot Super Member
Joined: Oct 23, 2005 Posts: 1693 Location: Mich
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:12 pm Post subject: Re: Little Red Riding Hood! |
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I thought some one would enjoy a laugh.
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shrpshtrjoe Super Red Neck Member
Joined: Jan 26, 2005 Posts: 2965 Location: Maryland
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11395 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:40 pm Post subject: Re: Little Red Riding Hood! |
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THAT is very unlike you, Crackpo...Shot...What did they do to you in that damned hospital anyway???
Loved it. So did wife...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Crackshot Super Member
Joined: Oct 23, 2005 Posts: 1693 Location: Mich
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:29 pm Post subject: Re: Little Red Riding Hood! |
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Nothing I know of, Other than a new lease on life Bushy!
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15725 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Crackshot Super Member
Joined: Oct 23, 2005 Posts: 1693 Location: Mich
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:57 am Post subject: Re: Little Red Riding Hood! |
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I new you would like it Vince.
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Donut Slayer Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2007 Posts: 594 Location: Pensacola, Florida
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