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New Grocery Store
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:57 am    Post subject: New Grocery Store Reply with quote

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
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I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:18 am    Post subject: Re: New Grocery Store Reply with quote

Moi Vince. How are You witch contraceptives? K.W.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 11:02 am    Post subject: Re: New Grocery Store Reply with quote

oh my god don't go near the feminine hygene isle.but do check out the hardware isle. Fave

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:52 pm    Post subject: Re: New Grocery Store Reply with quote

K.W. wrote:
Moi Vince. How are You witch contraceptives? K.W.

Haha Haha Haha

Not sure mate.

fireball 3 wrote:
oh my god don't go near the feminine hygene isle.but do check out the hardware isle. Fave

Staying right away from that suggestion ?Fave....Dave.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 5:50 pm    Post subject: Re: New Grocery Store Reply with quote

Thats a goodun Vince.

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