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Girls VS Cars
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:06 pm    Post subject: Girls VS Cars Reply with quote
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.

At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, “Well, you’ve been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.”

So Henry Ford thinks about it and says, “I want to hang out with God.”

So the guy at the gates points God out to Ford.

When Ford gets to God, Ford asks, “Hey aren’t you the inventor of woman?”

God says, “Yes.”

“Well,” says Ford, “You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1) There is too much front end protusion
2) It chatters at high speeds
3) The rear end wobbles too much
4) and the intake is too close to the exhaust.” Shocked

“Hmmmmm..” says God, “hold on”.

So God goes to the celestial computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results.

The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it.

He then says to Ford, “It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours.” Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Girls VS Cars Reply with quote
Shocked ROFL

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Girls VS Cars Reply with quote
Haha yep............... Shocked and not only by men...... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:39 pm    Post subject: Re: Girls VS Cars Reply with quote
hey guys i showed that to my daughter and wifey and they rolled on the floor saying that's bad but it means that's a good one and it's very true Dave
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Girls VS Cars Reply with quote
...sigh... it's just really, really hard to put one over on God Pray
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