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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:21 pm    Post subject: friendly rottweiler Reply with quote

This guy's standing on a street corner waiting for a light to change when this big Rottweiler walks up and starts humping on his leg. The guy says real loud and firm:

"HEY! Quit that!"

Rottweiler shows his teeth and says "RRAWWRRR"

Guy says, "Well, Hurry up then"

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:39 pm    Post subject: Re: friendly rottweiler Reply with quote

Amorous of sorts, I'm glad it was your leg not mine Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy It must have been on the corner of Portage and Main in Winnipeg............ Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:51 am    Post subject: Re: friendly rottweiler Reply with quote

Well, first off I was gonna start yelling about not my leg Mad , but I figure this guy's onto me, have to confess it was my rottweiler too Embarassed Embarassed . Now I have to tell ya, buddy, Portage & Main isn't one of them, but I hear there's street corners in Winnipeg where people pay for that sort of thing Shocked Shocked My opinion of that city is it's a nice place to be passing through. Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:03 pm    Post subject: Re: friendly rottweiler Reply with quote

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My opinion of that city is it's a nice place to be passing through. Very Happy Very Happy

You've got that right. I lived there for a year back in the early 70's. That was the worst year of my life......! Shocked Sad

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:06 pm    Post subject: Re: friendly rottweiler Reply with quote

Winnipeg's the kind of place you can say about: I spent a month there one weekend

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:29 pm    Post subject: Re: friendly rottweiler Reply with quote

Talk nice about Winnipeg now boys...My Father (God rest his soul) was from Winnipeg. 'course that was years ago around 1940s. In 1942 he joined the US Navy...And never looked back...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:31 pm    Post subject: Re: friendly rottweiler Reply with quote

Huh...... so you were almost born a Canadian.......... ! Faint

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:38 pm    Post subject: Re: friendly rottweiler Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Talk nice about Winnipeg now boys...My Father (God rest his soul) was from Winnipeg. 'course that was years ago around 1940s. In 1942 he joined the US Navy...And never looked back...

Well, that first part explains the occassional flash of good sense on Bushy's part and the last bit shows a LOT of good sense on his father's part, wouldn't you say 1895? Cheers

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:44 pm    Post subject: Re: friendly rottweiler Reply with quote

I would have to agree with you there on the first part Laughing , tracker. But on the second part it may be one of those situations where the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence. I don't know but I wish I would have found out when I was younger.

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