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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9258 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2021 1:42 am Post subject: fourth marriage |
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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married – for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.
“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.
“Interesting,” the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She answered that she’d first married a banker when she was in her early 20s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40s, later on a preacher when in her 60s, and now in her 80s, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and he asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She explained, “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2656 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2021 9:08 am Post subject: Re: fourth marriage |
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2021 2:00 pm Post subject: Re: fourth marriage |
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When did Vince move across the ditch?
Thanks for the chuckle.
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15721 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2021 5:57 pm Post subject: Re: fourth marriage |
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dhc4ever wrote: |
When did Vince move across the ditch?
Thanks for the chuckle. |
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Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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