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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:52 pm Post subject: mouths of babes |
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says
A little girl raises her hand.. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
Asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty
and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start
and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl.
'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,"
But before she could say 'F##k-off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9261 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:54 pm Post subject: Re: mouths of babes |
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oh dear that is just too much... thankyou for the chuckle.
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8316 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:56 pm Post subject: Re: mouths of babes |
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Oh, dear! LOL
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
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