When you are over sixty

Vince · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:20 am Post subject: When you are over sixty

When you are over sixty who gives a sh1t?

This a$$hole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud?"

I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."

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I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.

She said, "If you lost a few pounds,had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."

I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

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I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.

"Come on, what day was I born"?

I said, “Yesterday."

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I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

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I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, "Nice legs."

The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."

I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:51 am Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty

Yup...Almost 70 and those would fit me to a tee...

TRBLSHTR · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:16 pm Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty

You still got it Vince!

gelandangan · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:07 pm Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty

Ominivision1 · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:32 pm Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty

Tremblay · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:47 pm Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty

I can relate to that

10spotterminator · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:17 pm Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty

Funny aint it how most of our good stuff starts out " There I was down at the bar" ... The part about the pool must have been right after leaving the bar, Right Vince ? Cheers

( Hic ! )

Elvis · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:15 pm Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty

awesome.

Vince · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 3:53 am Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty

10spotterminator wrote:

Funny aint it how most of our good stuff starts out " There I was down at the bar" ... The part about the pool must have been right after leaving the bar, Right Vince ? Cheers

( Hic ! )

Ummm...could be 10spot. Laughing

lesterg3 · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:25 am Post subject: Re: When you are over sixty

Yes!!!