Tiger Woods in Ireland

RePete · Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:50 am Post subject: Tiger Woods in Ireland

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "Hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the God's green earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
"Well, I'll be painted green," says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything."

Elvis · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:26 pm Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods in Ireland

oh dear
are you trying to knock Vince of the throne?

pete4d · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:21 pm Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods in Ireland

Where's that picture of the bar stool,,,,,,