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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:54 am    Post subject: what a mare of a day. Reply with quote

well guys the day started off well enough at work I got through the morning bit fine but then the trouble started.... first off I was under a trailer in the workshop pit and had just finished greasing it up. we jacked it up to check the wheel bearings all good I let the air jack down and start to walk backwards to the next axle. well the jack is up at face height on a rolling platform and all goes well till I look back to make sure I dont trip over anything.. the jack touches a dorky little rubber flap hanging down under the trailer Shocked and falls off the other side of the platform so I stick my foot out to stop it hitting the concrete sort of trying to deflect it a bit it comes up short on the air hose and instead of hitting my steel cap it bashes the crap out of my shin wtf You are stupid You are stupid You are stupid well that was that wont do it again thats for sure a little blood and a good bruise. well the rest of the day went fine right up till I went to drive the old landcruiser over the pit to drop off a battery Embarassed Embarassed yip you guessed it Embarassed I lined it up just like the truck and forgot it was heaps narrower and dropped the front wheel in the pit Embarassed Embarassed what a dork!!!! well I put a jack under it and then took it out and my workmate just hooked on behind and towed me out Embarassed Embarassed
I guess that will cost me a box of beer. could have been a major but I got away with a red face and no damage.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:56 am    Post subject: Re: what a mare of a day. Reply with quote

We are always learning and it sounds like you learnt a bit today
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:34 am    Post subject: Re: what a mare of a day. Reply with quote

OK, so your mind was not on work, it was obviously elsewhere and doing something much more important or at least more pleasurable than greasing a trailer.

So what were you thinking about? Now, please remember that if a trailer falls on you that thing that was on your mind won't be happening.

I enjoy reading your posts, and would like to continue. Please be more careful.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:17 am    Post subject: Re: what a mare of a day. Reply with quote

It was just your turn today Elvis...it happens mate.

But, as Lester says...be careful...we need your humour and steadying influence around here mate.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:22 am    Post subject: Re: what a mare of a day. Reply with quote

I think we've all had our bad days at work at one time or another, stay safe Elvis.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:52 pm    Post subject: Re: what a mare of a day. Reply with quote

thanks guys its nice to be around you lot too. the stags are getting ready to roar and duckshooting is in less than 2 months so I could have been distracted.I will be more carefull.

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