Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon
over a cold beer after getting off of work at the local Nissan plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday
& make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby,
would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted
his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about
kin, but it would make us even!"

tea down the front again

Coffee snot out of the body.