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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:56 am    Post subject: senior heath plan Reply with quote

senior health plan


> New Senior Health Plan--
>
> You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home
> available for you. So what do you do?
>
> Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to
> shoot four Politicians.
>
> Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals
> a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the
> health care you need!
>
> Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees,
> kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.
> As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
>
> And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told
> you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
>
> Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes
> anymore.
>
> Is this a great country or what?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:35 pm    Post subject: Re: senior heath plan Reply with quote

you mean I'v been trying to make it on my own on SS these past 15 years and that's all I'd have to do? WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME SOONER?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:18 am    Post subject: Re: senior heath plan Reply with quote

And you placed this in the Joke Section?

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