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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2656 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:56 am Post subject: senior heath plan |
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senior health plan
> New Senior Health Plan--
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> You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home
> available for you. So what do you do?
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> Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to
> shoot four Politicians.
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> Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals
> a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the
> health care you need!
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> Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees,
> kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.
> As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
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> And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told
> you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
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> Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes
> anymore.
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> Is this a great country or what?
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diesel Member
Joined: Nov 20, 2007 Posts: 90 Location: Watsontown Pa.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:35 pm Post subject: Re: senior heath plan |
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you mean I'v been trying to make it on my own on SS these past 15 years and that's all I'd have to do? WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME SOONER?
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8316 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:18 am Post subject: Re: senior heath plan |
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And you placed this in the Joke Section?
_________________ "To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt
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