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Just one more floor........
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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:20 pm    Post subject: Just one more floor........ Reply with quote

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Vince,
you still got that ladder? Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Just one more floor........ Reply with quote

you forgot about the store over the road!!!
it contains wives Very Happy Very Happy
the first floor has women with large.... we will say Embarassed appendages..
lots of money Shocked who like to "be " with their man.
and what about the other floors you ask???
Very Happy nobody has ever got to the 2nd floor to find out whats up there!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Just one more floor........ Reply with quote

Elvis,
That just proves that men are easily pleased or as my sister in law says "shallow", not sure if she counts as she bats for the other side.........

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Just one more floor........ Reply with quote

Shocked

Buwahahahaha! Laughing NICE!....here, take mine....top rung's padded.
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